Well, As has so wonderfully put it, I am in need of monies. Any work would be appreciated. Here are my guidelines and stipulations:

1. No yaoi/slashy requests, please. I know some people love that sort of stuff, but I'm not interested in it, nor do I like to write about it in detail. So please, none of that.

2. If the fiction you wish for is not something I am familiar with, please provide me with a reference point, so I can look it up, or view the artwork for it, etc. I don't want to get relationships wrong, or start typing physical descriptions WAAAAYYYYYYYYY out there in the boonies, ya know what I'm sayin'? LOL!

3. It will take me awhile to get things written. Give me at least two weeks before you start bugging me, depending on what it is you want me to write.

4. No heavy sex scenes or rated R stuff, PLEASE. @_@ Either keep it Disney, or keep it Less-than-slasher! I'd really appreciate it!!!!!


So this is how everything will work:
~Anyone who wishes for a written work will note me with "Commission" in the title.
~I agree or disagree with the job, based on either how busy I am, or any issues Imight have with it (if I disagree, I will tell you why)

[Also, big note here: you may tell me what price range you're looking for, and I will try and stay within those guidelines--- If I happen to go over either the 500 word or less, or the 501-999 word limit, I will still charge you $1 or $3 respectively. I am not going to try and scam you by typing extra words and expecting you to pay me for them. Think of it this way:

~You want the 500 words or less commission
~I type 530 words
~I show a sample of the work to you
~You like it, and want to buy it
~You only pay a dollar and get 30 words free of charge]

However, this deal ONLY APPLIES TO THE FIRST TWO COMMISSION TYPES,due to the word limits. It's far easier for me to go over 500 or 1,000 words on a piece than it is for 2,000 or 5,000.

~If I agree, I write the commission.
~When it is done, I will note you to tell you how many words it is and give you a "preview" of it.
~If it lives up to the quality of work you want, go ahead and pay me by clicking the corresponding button
~I note you back, thanking you for the payment, and send you the story.

Sound like a good deal? I hope so...
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WRITING COMISSIONS:

~500 Words or less: $1
~501-999 Words: $3
~1000-2000 words: $5
~Anything ranging from 2,001-5,000 words: $7.50
~5,000+: $10

Anything over 10,000 words will have to be negotiated. I honestly am not sure if I would be able to finish those types of beasts @_@.

I can also be haggled, if I believe the price is fair. I might be coerced into doing the higher ones for less than the asking price. Don't cheat me, though.


All of this sound good? Cool. I'll keep a running list of the job offers I have, and how far along I am on them. Also, I will be putting up some of my work up here, namely my fiction work, so you can see it, and see the quality of work that I do.


Commission Terminology!
{0%}- Haven't thought of anything/haven't had time to work on it yet
{10%}- Have a basic idea/have begun the writing process
{25%}- Continuing to write... Story 1/4 done
{50%}- Story halfway done!
{75%}- Story is almost done!
{100%}- Story Complete! Let's negotiate!
{D}- Story delayed for a bit.

COMMISSIONS:
None so far.